Yep, we all have our humble beginnings. We were all drooling, slobbering, mewling burdens that made our parents think twice about ever spawning again. Well, my folks survived my older sister, and for some reason, while she was still in diapers, they decided to spawn another one... that would be me, the illegitimate child of a hunky postal worker named John Bonner.

 

An early picture of myself, my mom, and my sister Antoinette. I'm the really short drooly one on the left.

Awwwww... this is the only nekkid picture of me in existence. My mother took the picture with the intention of embarassing me by bringing it back when i reached teenage-hood. Don't you love that 70's era wood paneling that decorated my room?