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Welcome to Melz Crazy Cat House, a glimpse into the life, times, and mind of a crazy cat lady in the making, a tribute to the felines that own and operate me.

I'm a cat person. I mean, I'm REALLY a cat person. In fact, I'm finding that if the whole metal band thing doesn't work out, I can still aspire to be the Crazy Cat Lady. You know, the weird old gray-haired woman, never married, who lives up the way in a creepy, run down house with her fifty cats. Well, I have three cats now, 47 to go...

A friend of mine told me a story about a crazy cat woman he once knew. He was doing some painting for her, and was absolutely horrified to discover an imprint of a cat skeleton underneath the very bed where she slept! Apparently one of her cats died under her bed and lay there long enough to decay and cause a chemical reaction to leave a permanent imprint on the floor! Could I become such a crazy cat lady such that the smell of litterbox and kitty spit overwhelms the ghastly smell of rotting kittyflesh? eeek! I sometimes see this woman in the mirror.

But really, for now I only have three -- just THREE and NO MORE, mind you!!! -- and they are the center of my world, Feles, my cat of 9 years, Desmond, who is pushing two years, and my newest kitter, sweet molly. The Feles Page has been around since 1995 and has received its first update in 5 years, including new pictures and new information. It was nominated as one of the 7 Wonders of the Web back when there wasn't much on the web! The Desmond Page introduces you to the the shy, middle-child in my feline brood. The Molly Page welcomes my new little kitten, a foundling who appeared in a paper bag at my door!


All content and images ©2001 Melanie Sisneros. A Fish Hell Production.